dick cuffed

dick sucked

I need my dick cuffed! Who's cuffing my shit?

by Bos Diddy June 23, 2016

dick parasite

Small little parasite that makes your penis bigger. However if the parasite has stayed in his host longer than 5 minutes his penis sooner or later with contract and explode.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem.
Victim: I have gotten a Dick Parasite.

by Cantevenonym June 23, 2016

Stump Dick

When a person has lost most of their penis. The skin will grow back forming a stump.

" Brandon lost his penis in an accident. Now he has a stump dick. "

by The Lunch Table June 23, 2016

typhoon dicks

A storm of flying dicks

DAMNNN, she went through a typhoon dicks

by Bryan alvarez June 23, 2016

dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time

she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts

by tityass June 20, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that you don't get too often, but is large in the moment; when you are home, ain't all that.

Yo I flew to Baltimore and had some vacation dick but dude tried to hit me up back in miami and I was like "naw."

by lightbloodbathchristmasdudeyup June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A large, thick penis that is fun to fuck on occasion. But is too large to be having sex with on a daily basis. Unlike a boyfriend dick.

Omg my friend Hayden has a 10 inch dick. The best vacation dick I've ever had. Such a shooter too.

by bottom_boy June 17, 2016