Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

National appreciate your friends day

On the 13th of november, it's National appreciate your friends day. You are now legally obligated to tell your friends you appreciate them.

Guy 1: Hey dude, it's National appreciate your friends day
Guy 2: that's a thing that exists
Guy 1: yeah
Guy 2: I appreciate you man
Guy 1: same

by Incredibly Small Child October 27, 2021

Plan your own funeral

Another way of saying, “Mind your own business.”

“Oh go plan your own funeral dipshit!”

by Bobalingo April 4, 2024

national post on your spam account day

April 28th is national post on your spam account day where you post something on your spam account/finsta.

It’s April 28th… you know what that means, it’s national post on your spam account day so you better make your post!

by throwRA42825 April 28, 2025

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

warm up your nose

Another way of saying don’t be a bitch

He told her to “warm up your nose”

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

chan, your half 52 next year

bang chan is going to be half 52 next year, as seungmin said
or this year rather
we all know hes only foive but hes already half 52 thats crazy

"chan, your half 52 next year" - kim seungmin

by kitpysaysfuckyou March 27, 2023