Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021

tickle my fiddlesticks

A phrase used around a the holidays as an act of seducing one to fulfill your dark desires....

Won't you tickle my fiddlesticks, Santa?

by Slug_Inna_Ditch November 14, 2019

on my baby boy

on my baby boy

you ugly as hell nigga on my baby boy

by z3pz March 23, 2024

My account of events is correct

And I provide context for everything.

Hym "My account of events is correct AND COMPREHENSIVE. You are clearly the one making thing up here and it is actively killing me. Seriously just swab the fucking gums already. Get the affidavit signed. Let's get the show on the road here."

by Hym Iam October 10, 2025

hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

my little tucker

Your small dick

"Hey Jimmie,what do you call your penis?" "My little tucker"

by Doily July 23, 2016

not my face

what you say when you don't want the cum to get all over your face

"please not my face king"

by nigg3rtron January 19, 2024