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Your mom

Your mom
Your mom
by 「LEMON」 October 20, 2021
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Thank you for bring me that wonderful gift.
Your blood is worth boiling.
by 2sox January 7, 2011
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your mom

a parent for their son or daughter
your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter
by ily.cartii April 14, 2023
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How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
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Lying blatantly to your audience

To inculcate ideas you want them to act upon.
Hym "Lying blatantly to your audience is something that Dr. K LOVES to do."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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Your wife

If THAT is what you get for bathing regular then I guess I need to stop wiping my ass after I take a shit.
Hym "Seriously, if YOUR wife is what I would get for bathing regularly, I might have to stop using toilets all together and just walk around in piss-drenched pants and shit-filled underwear all day. Whatever it take to keep that repugnant filth of a wife you have as far away from me as humanly possible."
by Hym Iam November 5, 2023
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Your mom

Your mom is a nice women who has token care of you since you were born you should always respect her. But this term is used a lot for foolish or rude sayings or jokes which sometimes can be very offensive.
Example: Hey dude I just f’ed your mom last night
by Mr.memes174042 January 29, 2021
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