I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

ass-inserted xtc

Shovin xtc up your arse to get a quicker effect through the anal tissue
See: colon rollin'

Jeff wanted a fast high so he gave him self some ass-inserted xtc
Marcy was caught colin rollin' in the bathroom at school

by Yo Mommas pussy in Neez Duts October 14, 2015

The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle

The fundamental principle that whenever you're in a disagreement with someone, even though they may be 100% correct, their point will always have a degree of uncertainty due to being a 'bitch ass nigga'.

"Dog, why do you have pics of my girls feet on yo phone?"
"No, I don't"
"Bro they right there"
"Well, due to the The Bitch Ass Uncertainty Principle, you're wrong"

by IBA-0045633 August 10, 2022

Aardvark ass

Compliment to someone who’s being alive and having the will to live at the same time

Wow good for that guy, he’s real aardvark ass

by brianlafeve November 19, 2019

National eat ass day

You go around asking people if you could eat there ass

Hey can u eat your ass
No why

Please its national eat ass day
Oh then sure you could

by Usd_idka January 14, 2021

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

stick ass

definition 1: a person who is a bitch for no apparent reason

definition 2: a person who literally has a stick up their ass

“why does holly need to be such a stick ass?” “ion know, she’s a bitch for no reason.” “i know, but she also has a stick up her ass.”

by mr.phaat-ähs January 9, 2021