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Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025
mugGet the Your fathermug.

Your mom

a way to destroy everyone's career in two words
Friend:You look ugly
Me: Your mom๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ
mugGet the Your mommug.

Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.
Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
mugGet the Your Dickmug.
October 31st. Do not be nice to your girlfriend AT ALL.NO MATTER WHAT. You can even ignore her!!Nothings off limits.
Hey man October 31st is National treat your girl like a bitch day do not be nice to your girl!
by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah December 12, 2020
mugGet the National treat your girl like a bitch daymug.

wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.
"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016
mugGet the wipe your lipmug.

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