Snotty Dick

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.

Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.

by Sucka McCock October 10, 2016

Do Dicks

Kayle, Kelsey, Lina, Tori

Bitch you do dicks

by Lee Lucius October 9, 2016

dick on the side

same as chic on the side except with d

girl, how's your dick on the side?
he done me good last night!

by strawberrymom October 9, 2016

dessert dick

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

by trapo100 October 7, 2016

Kansas Dick-Lynching

When you take an offending minor; tie a rope around the tip of the penis, and then hang said person by their penis from the tallest tree in town

Well Bobby didn't didn't do his homework, so I gave him a regular ole- Kansas Dick-Lynching.

by JPG370 October 6, 2016

dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno October 6, 2016

peeping dick

When you can see just the tip of the head of an uncircumcised penis poking out of the foreskin and it catches a woman or man by surprise when they first see it.

So this guy I've been talking to came over last night and we started going at it for the first time. Much to my surprise I was caught off guard when I started to blow him and was face to face with his peeping dick!

by skankweasel October 6, 2016