Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020

The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work

Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit

by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022

Raid Shit

An incredibly useful, but useless skill.

Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.

Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."

by aerolock March 13, 2018

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.

I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me

by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

This shit hurts

Thinking hallucinations hurt your body.

Damn this shit hurts.

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019

Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass

Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain

by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024

Shit Winker

A term describing the anus or someone who is being rude or belligerent. Someone who is an Asshole.

When labelling an abrasive person...
"Why are you being so disrespectful? Stop acting like a SHIT WINKER!"

When describing anantomy...
"Aww man! I stuck my tongue so far up her SHIT WINKER, I tasted last nights dinner!"

by GodofBloodletting February 11, 2025