Posh wank

When a woman gets all dressed up, posh underwear, heels, the lot...then masturbates while slowly turning herself on by looking so bloody fantastic!

Imagine the hottest date you could ever go on....and orgasm at the end of it..posh wank!

by Virginia mary February 13, 2010

wank-bag

Stupid, thoughtless person who need to fire-up their brainless. Also an ignoramus who doesn't think about others

"That guy's such a wank-bag."

by Delicious Manager October 5, 2006

wank udders

An alternative name for the fine creation that is the breasts.

"Man she had some hot wank udders"
"I've seen better wank udders on your mum"

by Doggers June 24, 2007

International Wank Day

The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.

Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?

by Bongonog November 11, 2019

Winnie the Pooh wank

The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.

I had a Winnie The Pooh wank last night, tshirt on and nothing else.

by RichieBigTits December 14, 2022

Wanking my Willy

a male masturbating

"I'm wanking my willy to your moms big tits"

by cumshotter June 27, 2022

Wanking off a Smurf

When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.

Why are your hands blue? Have you been wanking off a smurf or something?

by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021