A nick name for Miley Cyrus that was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is such a turd skank and is so in love with herself that she has lost touch with reality.
by Judge dredd7 December 12, 2011
Get the Turd Cyrusmug. 1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009
Get the Turd-garglermug. Noun
Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
by the forbidden fro November 9, 2011
Get the O.B.P. Turdmug. It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
by dirtharrison March 19, 2014
Get the boner turdmug. by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017
Get the turd molemug. Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"
by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014
Get the turd biscuitmug. Weird - I heard him say that Obama didn't call any families of fallen veterans, but that was just more turd theory.
by sleepyHollow October 17, 2017
Get the turd theorymug.