Turd cutter
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
A metal coat hanger hidden in a bathroom to cut abnormally large turds into smaller flushable chunks.
God I'm glad you had a turd-cutter in the bathroom Rick, otherwise that loaf I dropped was just going to be unflushable.
by Dutch gerth February 10, 2021
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Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."
Steve: "Is it broken?"
Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."
Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
by the forbidden fro November 9, 2011
Get the O.B.P. Turd mug.1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009
Get the Turd-gargler mug.the fecal matter excreted when one stretches in ways that make intestinal continence difficult if the sphincter muscles are weak or relaxed, particularly common for those with or developing rectal cancer and/or a turtle heads
by wadiwalker December 27, 2014
Get the yoga turd mug.A person that sits on a toilet and talks into his hand as if it were a cb radio and calls in an air strike right before spewing diarrhea out of his rectum like a fire hydrant that just got ran over by a crack head spews water.
Jack: Last night I was taking a shit and called in an air strike on a spider that fell in the toilet.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.
Jill: you're such a stupid turd bomber jack, get out of my vagina.
by jackisblackandhasanasianpenis September 6, 2013
Get the turd bomber mug.To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012
Get the Turd Shower mug.It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
by dirtharrison March 19, 2014
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