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Trump Train

When 7 or more conservative men (or Proud Boys as sometimes referred), often related, go ass to mouth while murmuring continuous lies, incomprehensible fallacies and racial slurs into the rectal cavity of the man in front of him. For more formal/ official TTs, each participant must have a scruffy beard so that whist the the man in front tucks his genitalia, there will be a resting hammock of at least .5 but no more than 2 inches.
Hey Scott O, want to come with us and help do something good for the country, economy and community?

Scott O - “Fuck no, that sounds like some sheep action and y’all know I only like one kind of sheep action. Wink wink. My mom is going to drop me off in the pick’mup truck at Zac V’s so we can ride the Trump Train.
by The_Mark October 31, 2020
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Trump Dictionary

The website/app formerly known as Urban Dictionary. Now saturated and overflowing with Donald Trump references that are neither relevant nor funny.
Guy: "Hey Man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?"

Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"
by Deest February 23, 2017
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Donald Trump

A dellusional guy who had his spray tan (which was the incorrect colour) permanently stick to him. He probably didn’t even notice that it went wrong and that he looks like a fucked up cheeto.
OMG look at Donald Trump! His spray tan went wrong and now he looks like a Cheeto LOLOLOL
by GUCCI model #1 November 19, 2020
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trump biscuit

noun / trump bis cuit / /trʌmp 'bɪskɪt/

: glittering, unrepentant falsehood
: an unabashed, confident lie
:a statement given by a person who ironically believes its truth is self evident, despite its obvious falseness
He's got a great temperament? Talk about a trump biscuit!
Enough with all these trump biscuits, let's look at the facts.
by ilduderino76 October 1, 2016
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Donald Trump

Someone who denies facts, views themselves as superior to others, and yells at anyone suggesting they may be in the wrong.
"Climate change isn't real" Jimmy said to his friend Greg.

"Oh Jimmy, stop being such a Donald Trump" replied Greg, sighing.
by IceChill789 April 26, 2020
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trump butt

When you stay at a Trump property and the food and drinks give you diarrhea and other bowel irregularities.
Man, I stayed at the new Trump Resort last week and I was in the bathroom the whole time, I had the worst case of Trump Butt.
by Pfld March 9, 2016
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Danold Trump

It’s better to not know who he is or what he is ok
by MightyBuffalo January 21, 2018
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