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high as shit

High as shit. A term used in conjunction with high as fuck. When you are so high that you get tired of the worn out phrase high as fuck, you might incorporate other profanity to substitute the word fuck, in search of some degree of originality amongst peers.
Good god, did I just take 5 bong rips of ghost train haze ? I feel like my brain is a sack of shit. I can't do anything right now.

"Danny, are you high as shit right now ?"

You say this to yourself and realize. You are high as shit.
by partypossum January 17, 2017
mugGet the high as shitmug.

Shit Tossing

Someone or something getting their lives fucking owned.
Friend 1: Dude, you just got your ass owned in a game of Madden. That was a real shit tossing.

Friend 2: That was just lucky, it won't happen again

Friend 1: I just owned your fucking life 76-0. You definitely got your shit tossed across the room, I'm embarassed for you
by La Maquina/ El Diablo April 17, 2009
mugGet the Shit Tossingmug.

rich as shit

Literally, being rich enough to buy your own island.
Upon becoming rich as shit, George proceeded to buy his own island.
by Alphonso DeLaCroix February 19, 2009
mugGet the rich as shitmug.

shit tamale

It's a term to express anger when you do something wrong
Lauren: Hi Bob
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
by Untamed Funny June 27, 2015
mugGet the shit tamalemug.

Talking shit

1. When some body is saying something to someone about else that is NOT true( you could argue that if its the truth then its not necessarily "talking shit"

2. When someone is rambling on talking about things that don't make sense
1. Nikki: why are you talking shit about me to my sister?

Mollie: i just told her the truth.

2. Mr Dude: do you think trees can talk to each other? Like read each others minds?
Other Dude: stop talking that mad shit Mr Dude
by Dalindabear January 12, 2017
mugGet the Talking shitmug.

Printer Shit

The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.
Mike: How did your project go last night?

Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.
by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011
mugGet the Printer Shitmug.

shit stirrer

a person who takes pleasure in causing drama and stirring the pot
*Callum unnecessarily stirs the pot*
everyone: OMG Callum is such a shit stirrer!!!
by user82747829 June 11, 2020
mugGet the shit stirrermug.

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