What the Poop?

Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.

"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"

by bubble:] April 30, 2009

poop work

something that some one does not want to do or is undesirable to do

"man cleaning up your house is poop work"

by johnbsg December 28, 2008

Poop Fears

(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).

Yo, check it. I had four sliders from White Castle and now I have poop fears real bad.

by John Blane February 9, 2008

Fiery Poop

Shot made of Fireball and Jagermeister.

I downed 3 fiery poop shots last night and today I feel like shit.

by Disrespectfulbear September 6, 2014

hoop poop

When someone who is about to make a slam dunk, but has to go to the bathroom. while the slam dunk is being preformed the person "poops" their pants while in mid air.

Leroy went for a slam dunk and hoop pooped in his pants

by Randy Savage III November 15, 2013

Poop shy

The state of being extremely uncomfortable when people are listening to or watching you poop.

Guy1: dude I'm watching you poop
Guy2: dude stop I'm poop shy

by CooBrah May 5, 2016

the alamo poop

The Alamo Poop:

You push and push. Once this poop comes out, you see a small pebble. Thats when a stream of red hot diarrhea comes flaring out. Usually means you are beginning to get diarrhea.

I just had the Alamo poop

by Zzzara July 3, 2021