Luke

The fucking greatest man ever gonna fuck all da woman Hayden stay away bro brw I fucked yo girl

A god he’s a luke

by SmolBean15 March 25, 2019

Luke

Luke , Luke’s are the most interesting and wonderful people in the world. If you ever get hold of a Luke NEVER and i mean NEVER let him go, you’ll regret it for life.

person 1: whats ur name?
Luke: Luke, why?

person 1: OMG PLEASE BE MY FRIEND!

by cussysuxker November 23, 2021

The Luke Hawash

When you jerk off in a dead woman's ashes.

"Ayo he's doing The Luke Hawash! Rub it up in those ashes! Get em' all over that thing! He's got that blackface dick!"

by theJankySkank February 9, 2023

Luke

Absolute fucking cave man looks like a chameleon. He has no social skills and is closeted. He eats every meat like it’s his last.

Don’t eat like an animal you will end up like Luke johnstone.

by Cave man November 23, 2021

A Luke

The act of running with a soccer ball, gearing up to launch a shot into goal, then completely missing the ball and swinging your leg so far forward that the momentum throws you onto your arse.

And he's off leaving the defenders behind him. He's loading up to take the shot and OH NO he's a pulled a Luke.

by kickandamiss December 20, 2021

Luke Young

A degenerate mutant who absolutely hates being funny. Swears to god that he is not a man lover, when he in fact is a man lover. Specifically for people with the name Keith. And Ryans.

Did you see Luke Young last week? I could hear him giving the Hoover vacuum 4000 from 3 stalls away.

by GodIHateSociety1 November 22, 2021

Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025