Square fart

a fart so painful it must have had sharp corners like a square.

Mike: ouch!!
Phil: what?
Mike: I just dropped a square fart, it really hurt.
Phil: suss...

by pants McCrapper April 15, 2009

wet fart

fart with shit

i farted shit

by rooby August 17, 2003

Fresh Fart

A "fresh fart" is a fart or fart's right after you take a dump. They don't stink ;-) Thus making it a "fresh fart"

fart fresh poop dirty dry wind clean shart stink smell dirty

Me layin in bed with my girlfriend:
Me; farrrrrrt
Girlfriend; ewwwww
Me; don't worrie baby it's a "Fresh Fart"

fart fresh poop dirty dry wind clean shart stink smell dirty

by Yuck-Fou September 4, 2012

truth fart

a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore.

joe let go a little truth fart when he mentioned jenny's abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.

by aarrgghh January 14, 2009

Pre-fart

The noise gas makes as it passes through your intestinal tract on it's way to your anus. Prefarts are most common after eating Mexican cuisine, brocolli, trail mix or cheap beer. Prefarts are oftentimes noisier than the actual fart they will eventually mature into, however unlike a fart --which you can soften the sound of by discreetly seperating your butt cheeks-- there is no way to manipulate your body to soften the deafening noise of the prefart. Most people will try to pass it off as their stomach growling, but since the sound emanates from a decidely lower point on your torso, no one is fooled and you would be better off to point at the dog or an old person nearby.

Must've been a Pre-fart....Stop pointing at my dog.

by Catnymph July 22, 2010

Girl Fart

When a girl occasionally lets one and then horny guys try to sniff it out.

Jeff saw Jenna wearing a miniskirt and eating boiled eggs so he put his nose in front of her asshole and squeezed her stomach and out came a hot egg girl fart right up his nose and he loved it and then she bitch slapped him and then she threw him on the floor, sat on his face, and let out an even juicier one right in his mouth and it smelled like sh*t and then they f***ed each other and got married.

by GirlFartSniffer November 3, 2008

cake farting

Putting your "BH" on a cake & farting. Blowing the frosting off the cake with your "BH".

BH=butthole

Leslee took off her panties & has been cake farting all up in this bitch.

by Cake boss May 11, 2014