shite-seeing

Pastime activity

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.

by 🅰️ December 23, 2024

Shattering the porcelain throne

Pooping so hard you shatter your toilet
Used in a joking manner

I just spent an hour shattering the porcelain throne 😭 or I just shattered my porcelain throne

by theduchess22 February 1, 2025

Shattern

Sudden change in your shit pattern.

Some god awful bug has shifted my Shattern + 12 hours regular now. It's been years since it was regular 6pm.

by geofleet February 18, 2026

Shiteanic

The unsinkable turd

You’d need an iceberg to sink that, it’s the Shiteanic!!

by RandyRhoads84 February 19, 2026

Shirted

Having one's shirt pulled up. Equivalent of getting pantsed for one's top.

He tried to run away, but his friends caught him and he got shirted, leaving him blind while his whole torso gets exposed.

by hb20 March 1, 2026

Shifted Beyond Reality

1.Backroom Level 30
2.Interjection of unexpected thing happened

Shifted beyond Reality, man!

by lakundannana menerstandannaver March 4, 2026

Shite sex

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025