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cigarette sandwich 

When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.
The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.

Nard Sandwich 

When multiple men aggressively spoon each other on the bottom bunk of a bunkbed. The buns consisting of two random people and the meat consisting of the most popular person present. Extra toppings can be added.
"Damn, the Nard-Dog was so hard during the Nard Sandwich!"

"Mason, Bernard, and Aidan made a crazy Nard Sandwich last night!"
Nard Sandwich by Dogboot June 13, 2019

Cheese sandwich 

An insult to describe someone who is stupid and dumb
Jimmy stop being a cheese sandwich!

End sandwich

A sandwich made from the two ends of a loaf of bread; for best results use one end of white bread and one end of brown bread; recommended fillings include jam, jam or kinder bueno spread
Bro, I’m so hungry from the ten mile walk to the beach and back, I could seriously hack an end sandwich right now.
End sandwich by Smashbyname July 25, 2019

Buzzword Sandwich 

A failed attempt to appear knowledgeable about a subject by just spouting off buzzwords, all sandwiched together, usually in the form of broken, heavily accented english, in response to an IT question.
Q: What is an IP Address
A: We can use IP technology, google queries, powershell answers, and collaboration to reach out and circle back.

Amit used a Buzzword Sandwich rather than just saying she didn't know
Buzzword Sandwich by Peter Gozynja September 4, 2019

Jewish sandwich 

A non existent sandwich that has never been made or ate but yet u still ask the question “have you ate the Jewish sandwich?”
Have you ate the Jewish sandwich yet
Jewish sandwich by Chef Spencer September 15, 2019