rusty swift

A person whose Crooked legs are far too crooked for the being to walk. usually a male, also reffered to as a "crigger".

Jordan: Hey joey did you see that dirty ass rusty swift!?!?!

Joey: Yea, hes a damn crigger.

by russellgregoryswift November 11, 2007

rusty windscreen wiper

n:fore-finger
Specifically when your taking a girl in the four-prone position and you slip a finger into her chocolate star fish, and then attempt to give her a rusty fish hook, missing and wiping her forehead with said finger

Man, becky was really pissing me off last night so I though Id show her with a rusty windscreen wiper

by Wickiwawa April 9, 2009

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off someone with one hand and spin them around while running a finger along their asshole.

He gave me a Rusty Venture last night

by Al the Monk November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you rub your finger around a guy's asshole while you jack him off into his own ass.

Why don't I take you up to my Budoir and give you a little Rusty Venture?

by Colonel Gentleman November 25, 2010

Rusty-penis

When a man inserts his penis into a womans anus. (Because when you pull it out, it is brown like rust.)

You wouldn't want to suck my dick now, because i have a rusty-penis.

by Fack Meecough December 1, 2003

Rusty

A "big-boned" person who likes to eat KFC all the time and have multiple chins. Also likes to suck the boaby and lollypops. Likes fish and prawns. Also is a big rpg fan and plays wow a lot and spends more time playing that than dressing up as his girlfriend.

Also a character in the "Ocean" film series.

Fred - "Oh look, theres Rusty, plodding along"

Jim - "Think we could push him up the stairs?"

Fred - "I dunno, he might flatten us"

by cc2k February 16, 2010

cut a rusty

The act of hooking up with an ugly chick.

Calder hooked up with the ugly-ass chick last night; he cut a rusty!

by Cut a Rusty November 3, 2011