A competition among adult room tubby chatters to see who can be the biggest 'twink' or who can eat the most fattening foods.
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The act of being a fake ass. To smile in your face and stab you in the back multiple times to benifit yourself . The act of being a bitch ass to get ahead by using others as a arogant know it all narcissist.
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Bruce said there was no way I could make him climax, so I hit him with some polish pencil cricket and ended the debate.
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He is known for relentlessly bodying the cult of Justin Fields which includes middle aged men and high schoolers alike.
He has never had an incorrect football take and his draft analysis is infallible.
Reports state that he enjoys bodybuilding, having copious amounts of sex, and working at his high-profile investment banking job.
He is known for relentlessly bodying the cult of Justin Fields which includes middle aged men and high schoolers alike.
He has never had an incorrect football take and his draft analysis is infallible.
Reports state that he enjoys bodybuilding, having copious amounts of sex, and working at his high-profile investment banking job.
Bears fan 1: Dude, did you see POLESPLSEAT body illwill again?
Bears fan 2: Yeah bro, can't believe that old ass man keeps trying to come at my glorious king like that.
Bears fan 3: SHUT UP YOU RAC1ST HATERS!! FIELDS IS H1M
POLESPLSEAT: Fields just took another sack while you typed that. Caleb will be here soon.
Everyone: OHHHHH OWN THAT CULTIST!!!
Bears fan 2: Yeah bro, can't believe that old ass man keeps trying to come at my glorious king like that.
Bears fan 3: SHUT UP YOU RAC1ST HATERS!! FIELDS IS H1M
POLESPLSEAT: Fields just took another sack while you typed that. Caleb will be here soon.
Everyone: OHHHHH OWN THAT CULTIST!!!
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Coined by the film "Chickenbone" to critique the nature of media in the 2020s where an unprecedented amount of information, celebrities, and internet trends became relevant without any real meaning or worldly importance behind them.
The name can be attributed from the appearance of a chicken bone can fake out a dog believing it is about to gnaw something that is safe for them. Or how one might snap a chicken wish bone for good luck, but for a nihilist, means nothing.
Coined by the film "Chickenbone" to critique the nature of media in the 2020s where an unprecedented amount of information, celebrities, and internet trends became relevant without any real meaning or worldly importance behind them.
The name can be attributed from the appearance of a chicken bone can fake out a dog believing it is about to gnaw something that is safe for them. Or how one might snap a chicken wish bone for good luck, but for a nihilist, means nothing.
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