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A Real Piece

Abbreviation for a real piece of shit, can also be used to reffer to people.

Often used in regards to cars,laptops phones etc or any other purchased objects that are supposed to function properly but don't

The reason it's abrreviated is to add a hint of sarcasm as if mocking people who actually have high value original items.
Guy 1: Hey do the breaks of your car still squeak when you drive?
Guy 2: Yup, it's a real piece!

Guy 1:Hey did that delivery guy bring your order on time?
Guy 2Nope, He was a whole 10 days late...he's a real piece

(Fat guy Looking in mirror)....Ugh, I feel like a real piece

G1:Can your laptop work without the charger
G2:Nope.....It's a real piece!

coffee machine busted again? Yuo, it's a real piece
A Real Piece by gitonga August 18, 2018
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d Anthony's smelly piece 

The immortal god D'Anthony plays soccer for saltfleet and is a god at it and shorty taming, But after early soccer pratise in the morning D'Anthonys shlong gets super smelly and u can smell it from miles away. His shorties notice it and taste it when they run bare top later that night after they go on dates.
sarahar: d anthonys cock is bare smelly when i run top i can smell it from miles away

maddy cooper: its d Anthony's smelly piece

Tiny cocked piece of shit 

A man ( or women with a cock) with a tiny little penis, but say they have a big one, and is a super annoying piece of shit when they do.
TCPOS: will you sleep with me, I have a super big cock , you wanna see?
Women: hell no! I just don’t run into relationships right away! Dick face.
TCPOS: but , it’s big!

Women: no it’s not you tiny cocked piece of shit!

TCPOS: Sleeeeeeeep wwwiiiiiittthhh meeeeeeeeeee, myyy cock biiiiig
Women: ( punches TCPOS in face)
TCPOS : ( knock out cold)

Back Stabbing Piece Of Shit 

a bitch named hannah that has nothing better to do with her damn life.
“i’m here to ruin people lives”

“your a back stabbing piece of shit

Timmy 2 piece

the phrase used when one is asking another for a rip off a Vaporizer/smoking device.
Ethan: “yo lemme get a timmy 2 piece off your wax
George: “nah bruh my cart almost empty”

generally a piece of shit 

pet: wow botia is generally a piece of shit
everyone except omgguy: i agree brether

The 20 piece 

When a person sticks all 10 fingers and 10 toes in the pink or the stink
The 20 piece by Bulldog34 February 25, 2020