by O'Doyle November 6, 2004
Get the long island johnson dippermug. A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008
Get the Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)mug. by TotalyNotAGuyOnUrbanDictionary March 15, 2021
Get the this is a very long phrase that hopefully is not in any dictionarymug. Basically means that you should eat that pizza. Don't waste your time trying to squeeze into society's expectations, just live your life. You never when you're going to die so make the best of it.
by justanothersecondarycharacter November 17, 2018
Get the I'm here for a good time, not a long timemug. I want you to die, by falling off a pier. Hence if you take a long walk off a short peir, you will fall off the edge.
by sprkim182 November 15, 2007
Get the take a long walk off a short piermug. National Long Island Iced Tea Day is celebrated on June 6th. On this day you must have at least one Long Island Iced Tea to celebrate.
by Juan Carlos Valdez June 28, 2008
Get the National Long Island Iced Tea Daymug. AC/DC
One of the best songs in the world by the hard rock band, AC/DC. It was the first song of theirs to make it to the Top 40 list.
One of the best songs in the world by the hard rock band, AC/DC. It was the first song of theirs to make it to the Top 40 list.
Yo Smill! Have you heard "You Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC?
Why do I have to give an example..just go listen to the truckin awesome song!!
Why do I have to give an example..just go listen to the truckin awesome song!!
by The Coolest Cardinal Ever June 4, 2007
Get the you shook me all night longmug.