Murder Stick

A penis do large that it's painful and un-pleasurable for the female.

Douche: Man, she was screamin' last night in bed and I thought that it was from pleasure but it was just pain from my Murder Stick

by DCOgle August 24, 2014

fucking stick

A stick that is used to have sex with, can be used up the vagina, the ass, or the mouth.

Dad: can you hand me my fucking stick
Son: you fucked off 5 times this week!

by John Simpson January 4, 2008

suicide stick

a cigarette. Smoking a cigarette is the same as trying to commit suicide. Thats why they should be called suicide sticks!

Lamar got lung cancer and a hole in his neck from smoking all those suicide sticks. Now he could never swim again and has to talk using a voice box.

by tatomuck1 October 11, 2009

the beating stick

The beating stick is an Oklahoman urban legend. The beating stick is said to be a small square peice of wood about 1 inch thick and 3 feet long, and it is said to be covered in signatures. In order to sign the beating stick you must steal it or have it used on you. If you come in possession of the beating stick either by stealing it or having it used on you, you must sign it, and then pass it on. To pass it on, you must beat someone bloody with the beating stick, and leave it with the beaten party. The cycle then continues.

Kyle was beaten with the beating stick, he got to sign it. I'm so jealous

I'm taking a vacation to Oklahoma, I hope I don't get the business end of the beating stick

I showed my girl the beating stick, she got to carve her name in it.

by Johnny Bravo With a Dick November 5, 2013

Jizz on a stick

A term used to describe ones overwhelming desire to get laid/sleep with the gurl of their dreams.

Rubix-Cube "man that gurls Amayzing. I would definitely give her some Jizz on a stick, if she was keen.

by Roogie May 16, 2008

Jam Stick

1. A tampon.
2. Nothing more than a tampon.

Oh, I forgot to tell you, on our way to lunch I need to swing by the local Target and pick up some Jam Sticks. The painters are in town.

by Bobbything July 10, 2007

dangle stick

Noun: a Penis, particularly one which is large when flacid.

Check out his dangle stick!

by Plain Jean March 13, 2008