call your mother

When you are doing, have been doing, or have done something that has led you along a bad path. It’s time to touch back and remember your morals and values, to get a reminder of the basic rights and wrongs of life. American values Apple Pie 101 — you’ve forgotten about all of it, city slicker. You left home an Eagle Scout, you had respect and you knew where you came from. The whole town waved you off with flags. You made it big now all a sudden you forgot about decency and goodness. That old lady with groceries ?Can walk herself across the g d street. It’s time to call mom. You are out of line and none of us can snap you out of it. You are getting too far gone

Louis: “I don’t pay into the system just to have to pay millions for your health care when you are chowing down on fried chicken and…”

Person: “Call your mother, Louis”

by williet hughnot August 4, 2023

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Call of Duty Wank

When you finish a game of call of duty game and as you sit in the lobby you proceed to beat your meat and if you finish before the game starts you will be awarded with an AC-130

Yo fam before we get into a fat game of domination on rust I'm going to have a call of duty wank

by BigBoyWithBigHands December 2, 2019

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Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!

Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?

by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020

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call out mode

When someone goes on a typically alcohol induced rampage in which he/she calls out several of his/her friends in front of a group of people in hopes of creating an embarrassing moment for the person being called out.

Tim: Who the hell does Joe think he is tonight?

Ryan: Yeah he's been on call out mode all night. Nobody's safe.

by chard s. April 14, 2007

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Casey Call "R"

When talking to a wonderful woman named Casey (or you may enter in your own partner's name, just know that this one is "Registered" and Patened), and you discuss things of an "R" nature. Enjoy the time together so much that one or both are able to have ultimate pleasure.

I had a Casey Call "R" last night, and I could hardly even stand to be apart from her. I just had such a visual, that I felt like I was there and wished I was. The explanation was so vivid I almost FELT like I was there enjoying too.

by Casey Call "R" January 8, 2009

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