Full Metal Jacket

What the tin man wears to formal occasions.

Didn't the tin man look dashing in his full metal jacket?

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Full Turd Kernel

1. A high ranking Officer (Full Bird Colonel) in the Military or member of Management who is an asshole or would be considered a piece of shit by majority vote.

2. To completely crap out, break or fail.

3. A remarkable fecal accomplishment.

1. Is that your boss, that would be he... the Full Turd Kernel himself.

2. Looks like I'm going to bed, Facebook is goin all Full Turd Kernel.

3. Damn, I just gave birth to a beast. Gotta get a snapshot of this Full Turd Kernel.

by Choobon September 10, 2009

full mag disorder

The addiction of needing a full clip of bullets when playing a shooter game.

Ryan: OMFG i shot that guy but i ran out of bullets!
Ronny: well if you suffered from full mag disorder maybe you wouldn't have ran out of bullets and actually killed a guy this time.

by oD x Prodigyy December 14, 2010

pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.

Ex. Britney Spears, most WWE Divas

by AJAW August 17, 2004

full-frontal freakout

noun; a particularly extreme psychological or emotional reaction to a situation

"When Karen caught me macking on her best friend, she tore me a new one in front of everybody at the club. Crying, screaming, throwing shit: you know, the full-frontal freakout."

by stickyshift May 22, 2006

full body pantsing

A full body pantsing is when someone pantses someone and then takes thier shirt off. The person trs to get there shirt back then the pantser takes there underware off leaving them naked.

That dude performed a full body pantsing on me!

by rudy Summers May 3, 2007

Going Full Evmyster

A guy you know in your friend group. Can be cool is definitely fun, but there’s a drawback with him. He’s pink. Yea I said it. This red hue is categorized by doctors as a form of mental retardation. On going research is looking to limit the symptoms, but once your friend has gone full Johnson it’s gonna be a bad time.

Group: Hey are you coming to the Super Bowl today or are you going full Evmyster?

Friend: I’m pink, so no!!

by Bakofuekmaj1234 February 3, 2019