French Alarm Clock 

The Act of preforming oral sex on your partner, so as to wake them from sleeping

"the morning after we hooked up, Stacy gave me a French Alarm Clock."

French Alarm Clock by Alejandro Cabello September 5, 2021

French Threesome 

A threesome involving one woman and two men, though not inherently homosexual in nature. Often associated with the "Eiffel Tower" sex position.

"Hey dude, me and my girl were wondering if you wanted to have a French Threesome with us?"
"Yeah man, I'm totally down!"

French Threesome by TheOnionQueen September 8, 2021

French Fry Smile 

When someone smiles and the ends of their lips do not curve upward, leaving the smile to look completely horizontal, similar to a french fry laying on its side.

guy 1: Dude she's so hot!
guy 2: just wait til she smiles, total french fry smile.

French Fry Smile by mayalex September 19, 2021

french entrance 

The act of sliding your middle finger against someone’s had during a handshake

Ricky: Bro, you know Robbie?
Yak: Yeah! The bastard always tried to give me a French entrance

french entrance by Yak Horseman September 21, 2021

French Helicopter 

When you shove a baguette up your butt

Yo she hit me with that French helicopter last night. I started screaming in French. I don’t even know French

French Helicopter by anonymous October 2, 2021

French Vanilla kinky 

When someone is not vanilla sexually but is not a fully kinky sexually.

Are they vanilla in the bedroom? No they are french vanilla kinky.

French Vanilla kinky by Kinkynurse October 18, 2021

French bullydohg 

During oral sex you lie your partner down on their back and cum in the back of their throat, and they proceed to sit up very fast causing the cum to run out their nose and mouth causing them to have the appearance of a French bulldog.

Dude my girlfriends mom came home when I came in my girls throat so she got up looking like a French bullydohg

French bullydohg by Aceistheplacewherethehelpfulwo October 19, 2021