by Tom Hathers February 01, 2021
When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.
Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.
by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 11, 2011
by JayrocksU May 06, 2018
Alternative nickname of a white girl with an incredible booty named Candice. She is extremely beautiful and has an amazing body and a personality that just brings warmth to your life. She has a glow about her that just makes you love her. She is amazing any guy or girl would be lucky to be with
by Vinnie Van Gogh January 03, 2017
Someone who has an opinion on the pricing of custom cakes yet has no expertise, they tend to have a Walmart budget yet get angry when they can’t afford a custom cake. They also believe they can “do the cake themselves”.
This cake muggle just scoffed at my cake price, so I told her to buy a box of cake mix and make it herself. Because obviously all it is, is milk, eggs and flour.... Cake Muggles!
by Buttercream queen August 31, 2018
What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.
"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."
by cuvtixo October 04, 2020
A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.
guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
by TheBottle1989 March 11, 2010