bum porridge

poo-poo as defined by a 3 year old boy

I just did bum porridge

by Margi Sloan September 23, 2007

Bum-Rushing

Anal sex performed in prison

Most male prisoners are doomed to experience some bum-rushing!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 11, 2006

bum chum

someone who appears to be a slightly-too-close friend of someone else of the same sex, for unknown reasons. suspicion, jealousy and just plain trouble-making leads to this sycophant to be referred to by the derogatory phrase 'bum chum', suggesting that the relationship might be of a homosexual nature

Look at Andy over there, hanging round Pete like he was his bum chum

by Herkimmer Wiggleswish August 2, 2016

Dingo bum

When male australian teenagers who have been deprived of female attention due to their bad looks turn to beastiality with a males Dingo

That dingo bum was amazing

by KrunkGeographer November 23, 2010

bum rice

When your trying to organize a office pot luck but end up looking like a total dink

I’ll bring the bum rice!!mmm

by Ndddda November 11, 2017

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013