Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.
"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"
by Ellyb June 03, 2013
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reshlongulous

More absurd than either rediculous or recockulous; rediculous to the extreme
We got so high last night it was reshlongulous, Tre tried to teabag the dog.
by EllyB March 06, 2008
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