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Squirty Bottoms 

When your bowel movements are both painful and 100% liquid, you are suffering from squirty bottoms. Also known as 'cappuccino ass' as your ass will hiss and froth during the movement.
(a) Every time I eat take and bake pizza from the grocery store I end up with a horrendous case of squirty bottoms.

(b) Fred's toes curled and his whole body was racked with pain as the hot and frothy excrement spewed forth from his ass. Just before he felt as if he was going to vomit he wondered what gave him such a bad case of squirty bottoms.
Squirty Bottoms by Dasspam November 8, 2009

bottoming 

Bottom - in BDSM terms to bottom is to be submissive to another - therefore bottoming would be to be submissive.
Kinks: Bottoming to men
bottoming by Marc9573 January 13, 2006
Where a person gains rank or position by attrition rather than ability.
Did you see that old boy Neville from the parts department bottomleyed his way to manager in the restructuring last month.
Bottomley by Frothervstroker March 21, 2017
buttocks is your bottom/rear end/butt/ass
shake that bottocks girl
bottocks by sailing and sea-manship December 27, 2008

bottomular 

(bot TUM u lar) Pertaining to the butt, but using a more discreet/polite vernacular.
Coral: The doctor needed to check Pam's bottomular area for a funky boil, turns out it was just a hunk of gummy bear.
Wendy: Ewwww!
bottomular by wvw May 19, 2007

sandy bottoms 

From one rhum drinker to another. Means go ahead and drink the rest of my daily rhum ration.
'Aye, mate! Sandy bottoms to you!"
sandy bottoms by EACowboy February 3, 2017