Bloody Narwhal

When a white guy sticks their nose into a girls pussy while she is on her period.

“I tried the Bloody Narwhal last night. It was the worst experience of my life. “

“I’ll never do the Bloody Narwhal again.”

by JuizeBox December 28, 2023

Bloodywood

Really awesome Indian metal band from New Delhi that blends folk metal with nu metal. Comprised of lead vocalist Jayant Bhadula, rapper Raoul Kerr, guitarist, flautist, producer, and composer Karan Katiyar, touring bassist Roshan Roy, touring percussionist Sarthak Pahwa, and touring drummer Vishesh Singh.

Lyric snippet from "Aaj" by Bloodywood:
Kaioken! I will be better than I was back then
Never say never I was trapped in
Put it all together as I fought now I'm smashin'
Fate in the shredder man I'm all about the passion

by 7568ino January 11, 2024

Bloody beaurocrat

Someone who witnesses a crime, then calls the police before starting a confrontation to prevent anyone being harmed - After or during the conflict, the police will take the suspect into custody with injuries sustained by the one who called. The "bloody beaurocrat" will proceed to write the paperwork for the arrest and make a report.

Saw some bloke smack his bird and a couple of bloody beaurocrats hogged him onto a vehicle and busted him up. They even waited for the cops and sent him packing with rotten kidneys and filed the whole thing... Won't be seeing that guy for a while.

by Mitchell Bloody Coles January 12, 2024

Bloober

Someone close to you, someone you'd do anything for. Basically your ride or die. It can be used in a platonic and romantic sense.

You know Sydney? She's my bloober!

by Anomalyyy January 18, 2024

Blobby

A short Asian girl who looks like a blob fish when frowning.

Blobby can be found because her snores can be heard from 5 miles away and she probably smells because she only showers once a week and often doesn’t brush her teeth.

If you face Blobby in pool, you best let her win or she will have a temper tantrum.

Blobby refused to get up and brush her teeth today

by Mr blob blob January 26, 2024

Bloody Banana Peel

When two circumcised males Dock, resulting in penile splitting of the receiving male.

John said to Brodie, “did you hear Tom gave Drew a Bloody Banana Peel? He split it in four!”

by Dadrooski February 1, 2024

Bloody Donald

A Scottish variation of a Bloody Mary, traditionally served to a young man at his bachelor party. The recipe follows a similar them to the Bloody Mary, but the vodka is replaced with Scotch, and the tomato juice is replaced with the period blood of a fat stripper. Serve with ice and a slice.

We served Donald a pint of Bloody Donald in the Highlander in Ibiza

by Stegner February 2, 2024