shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Beans in the Wall

An annoying show for little kids you can watch on YouTube. It features a blue guy with a beanie with a pompom on it, some glasses guy who… surprise mf! Has never been on a bus before, some Uniqua from backyardigans looking ass, some girl who wears running equipment and rain boots, some guy who thinks he’s so cool because his name is Jack, he wears a baseball cap, and he skateboards (although the only cool jack is laughing jack), and some 3-year-old baby who believes she can visit stars.

Person 1: Beans in The Wall is a stupid baby show!
Person 2: But I like that show.
Person 1: Listen here, Boris. Like it and I’m not your friend anymore.
Person 2: I’ll be good.

by ProudPolysexual February 14, 2023

slurping on the bean

Chugging down some delicious coffee.

Woah, Jeff is slurping on the bean like a caffeine fiend over there!

by Landwhale July 9, 2021

Juju bean

Usually a joke referring to someone’s head shape. Most likely a long headed person

Jake: bro you seen Tiffany head?
Lamar: yeah bruh she got a juju bean

by TooSleezzy July 12, 2021

Off a Bean

It means that the person is tweaking rather hard

"Dude, why did you do that? You off a bean."

by Spmazinglames April 24, 2016

Bean Teen

When you rub your inner thigh and rup it on your top lip and smell it.

Matthew rubbed his inner thigh after being outside and his ballsack was sweaty..he rubbed it and it smelled like bean teen

by BallsCKMAN August 10, 2010