Mr. Bands

When you’re getting fat stacks and need to make a quick call

Sorry I can’t talk right now I need to have a talk with Mr. Bands.

by Choppy Tom February 25, 2021

the ittie bittie indie band

The most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991, the ittie bitty indie band exploded into anonymity in 2010.

"Are you going to go see the ittie bittie indie band tonight?"
"Hell Yeah! They are the most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991!!"

by vickkaymay April 29, 2010

Banded

Shiny band on your finger to show that you are Married.

Single friend: "Can i come over to the picnic"
Married friend: "No bro, only banded people allowed.

by Spufler187 June 10, 2023

One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.

Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.

by inagadadavida November 10, 2012

National Band Kids Day

National Band Kids Day July 1

National Band Kids Day celebrate the band kids you know

by Hatkid123 June 28, 2022

Band kid

A derogatory term used by people who aren’t in band to describe people in band,

Most people assume that all people in band are band kids because some people (trumpets and trombones) give us a bad reputation

“You are such a band kid”

by Masked247 July 30, 2022

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023