Thank You For Being a Friend

Two or more people stop in the middle of a walkway to converse.

Joe: Why were you late to class today?
John: I was trying to walk through the hall, but had Thank You For Being a Friend in front of me!

by Mr. Fazbear May 24, 2025

I'm Baking it

A variant of the slang term "Omning it" popularised by the TV show invincible. Used in reference to when someone is masturbating and reaches such an intense point that they start heating up, hence them "baking" up. Usually followed by someone letting it crust in the intense heat, baking their semen.

That guy is so suave that i'm baking it.

by LeclanMcCone June 16, 2025

The problem being

The only women I interact with are ones that approach me and what I'm making them uncomfortable sinole by virtue of existing proximally. I am not harassing any women in the workplace and I am in fact being harassed in the workplace... In a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia. And there you sit... Downplaying the significance of the latter... And lying blatantly about the former. Additionally, I refuse to do whatever social engineering bullshit this is supposed to be or whatever you're trying to turn it into.

Hym "The problem being I can see you commenting on and participating in what is happening to me and if I am not made whole I am going to make holes in somebody's kid. I think you are trying to waste years of my life because you wasted years of your life pretending to do a religion you had no intention of doing fully and of which you failed to fully gasp both the implications of what you are doing (and what you're doing to other people by trying to enforce it) and the immorality of doing so."

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

I know I'm being watched

You're being an unhelpful idiot to counteract me being a hyperhelpful genius Arjun.

Hym "I know I'm being watched you fucking idiot that is literally my entire thing and you are being deliberately unhelpful to piss me off being you want me to murder children so you can escape your own culpability in the lead up to the child murder. Definitely something I would murder a family over."

by Hym Iam November 16, 2025

Made by Boeing

A joke said in response to when any time something expensive or new breaks, echoing the fact that Boeings planes are made poorly due to them putting money above quality control and safety etc.

My new computer power supply just blew up and fried my expensive build including my brand new RTX 5090. It mustve been made by Boeing…

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing November 20, 2025

Made by Boeing

A joke mocking Boeings poor quality control. The joke is said as a response to when products or components fail unexpectedly or perform substandard.

"I don't understand! We have the exact same FPV racing drones, why is yours better and faster than mine?"

"Must’ve been made by Boeing, mate."

"Fucking budget cuts!"

- Two Aussies racing their FPV drones around an abandoned factory in Queensland

"This circuit board fried to the shithouse. Hmm. Must’ve been made by Boeing."

by smoking & vaping is for losers November 20, 2025

Zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book)

Zane (noun):
A mysterious being who almost never responds, appearing only on rare and important occasions—like a legendary Pokémon with selective hearing. Messages to Lio often vanish into the void, but when Lio does reply, it’s treated as a cosmic event worthy of celebration.

This person is such a zane (Fictional being from my upcoming book) bruh like i only told him about my brake up and he just said yeah

by Yo why lowber November 30, 2025