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Tom Cruise Control

Usually happens during a two person group. One person will get stuck doing all the work. While the other slacks off and plays Tap Tap Revolution 3 on his iPhone.
Dude 1: "Fuck man, I got stuck with that guy again."

Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."
by highbear March 21, 2010
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Tom Cruise Fan

a homosexual male who likes pretty straight guys.
Your dad bought a convertible Mustang? I knew he was a Tom Cruise fan.
by sirshannon August 5, 2010
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in Tom Cruise's Apartment

1.)The newest form of "in the closet".

2.)The act of hiding something.
Example 1.)"Hey, I didn't know John was gay."

"Yeah, he is, but he's still deep in Tom Cruise's apartment. So don't say anything to his parents, okay?"

Example 2.)"I hear the Bush family has a lot of skeletons in Tom Cruise's apartment".
by ladymadonna July 16, 2008
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Daria-Tom Shipper

A Daria fan of either sex that believes there is/was/should/could/and always will be a relationship between characters Daria Morgendorffer and Tom Sloane; These people often believe that character Trent Lane should be covered in asphalt and used as a speed bump in front of Kroger; these people also have a tendency to fear the goths in Hot Topic, spiders, belly-button lint, and Dori from Finding Nemo*; Are the lesser fraction of those in the Daria Fandom.

*- I was simply typing things to get my brain sparked for what to think next. I'm pretty sure ther are plenty of Daria-Tom shippers that like to shop at Hot Topic, could care less about spiders, clean out their belly button lint, and adore the movie Finding Nemo.
I told my Daria-Trent Shipper friend I was a Daria-Tom Shipper. She bitch-slapped me.
by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 27, 2003
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Good Ole Tom

When you pay a prostitute to give you a golden shower.
-Dude, did you really pay a hooker to piss on you?
-I wanted a Good Ole Tom!
-She wanted to give it to you?
by Captain Hammerpenis April 22, 2008
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Dirty Red Tom

Refers to a masculine, attractive redhaired men who is known for his wild and raving antics to include but not limited to: fighting, drinking, fucking, riding motorcycles, having many lovers and generally doing whatever he pleases with zero regards to consequences. This man is a true Alpha male and women swoon over him. American with a Irish and Viking ethnic heritage. He is the life of the party and the love of your life.
Dirty Red Tom is going to make everyone catch his hands after hes done shitting in that closet.
by RideorDieForDirty July 21, 2021
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Tom Goes to the Mayor

The brainchild of Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim in which Tom Peters presents various entrepreneurial ideas to the eccentric mayor of Jefferton.
Mayor: Mayor's Office.
Tom: Hi, there, Mayor. It's uh, me, Tom Peters.
Mayor: Right...
Tom: Just wanted to let you know I've come up with some plans that could help the city of Jefferton--
Mayor: Delicious, chip chips.
Tom: Well, uh, for one thing, the new season of 'Tom Goes to the Mayor' is starting and--
Mayor: Oh, my Michael...
by Jackie Deram July 20, 2006
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