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Kill a Furry Day

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.
Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.
by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025
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Furry Nipples

When a man and women ingage in fornication in the position of missionary and her man is on top and he starts playing with his nipples and asks her if her furry nipples are wearing yet and she reaches over and grabs a candle and burns his nipples with wax and asks are your furry nipples wearing yet
Are your furry nipples wearing yet?
by Glennybob69 May 31, 2024
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Furry Illegal Day

July 1st, 2023
The day furries became illegal
Today is Furry Illegal Day, let's slash them!
by HungryRamona July 1, 2023
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Furry

A pathetic loser of a person who thinks they're an animal and likes to fuck dogs, Anyone who dislikes can smd
"I fucking hate these furry losers"
by U_mad_bro!!!!!! April 30, 2024
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Furry

N. 1.) Someone who has a fursona, usually for expressing/representing themselves in media.
N. 2.) An anthropomorphic animal character.
N. 3.) less frequent An enthusiast of furry characters.
Adj. 4.) Being a, or character of, a furry; commonly being an anthropomorphic animal.
"Are you a furry?"
"I like books about furries."
"You should look at some furry websites."
by KattyTheEnby July 16, 2023
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furry hater

These individuals, akin to young children who haven't yet learned self-reflection, not only aim to upset furries but also fail to grasp their own personal growth. They engage in litterally useless disputes, much like children. This makes them come across as biased, uninformed, and unhelpful in their approach towards furries.
A furry hater, much like an immature child lacking introspection, often focuses on upsetting furries and fails to recognize their own personal growth
by SebPlayz October 24, 2023
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Furry

No matter what random shit you’ve heard on the internet a furry(also has interest in anthropomorphic animals). If somone call’s themselves a furry it’s none of your business to tell them they are not. They are if they say so.
P.A.:hey I’m a furry now just so you know.
P.B.: No you’re not, if you are where’s your fursuit?
P.A.:Oh, you don’t need a fursuit to be a furry i just really love anthropomorphism!
by AVeryScaredPerson February 11, 2023
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