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Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.
"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."
by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 17, 2016
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Albino Water Turkey

A pelican that appears on the lake at nighttime
Hillbillies from Illinois call them birds Albino Water Turkey’s when they appear at nighttime
by AlcoholicsAnonymous420 July 1, 2025
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Jerky in your turkey

Yk what I mean
Andrew do you put jerky in your turkey?
by Jerkyturkeyman August 9, 2022
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Turkey

Shordy ah turkey she done fucked izzy nd tay “
by LorMari April 13, 2020
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Turkey Slurpy

"Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"

"Eh nothin much just doing some Turkey Slurpy"
by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad November 18, 2022
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Turkey Huntin

When one drives around aimlessly and smoking pot in the hopes of finding a turkey running across the road
Dude, let's get some bud and go turkey huntin
by perspicace August 7, 2012
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Turkey Sammich

The act of bending your woman over , spreading her butt cheeks apart, slathering her shame cave with mayo, turkey, lettuce and tomato and then proceeding to enjoy lunch.
I got home from work last night and my girlfriend made me a turkey sammich.
by El Pedro. Bendejo March 29, 2024
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