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turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.
"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"
by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017
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Turd Munching

To speak in a really nasty aggressive way about or to somebody else.
by steaton September 27, 2018
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Turd-gargler

1. Someone who is extremely annoying and proceeds to annoy by engaging in such activities as saying your name twenty-three times n a row to get your attention.

2. Someone who finds pleasure in gargling a turd.
1. What is you're problem! You have followed me for the past 2 minutes you turd-gargler!

2. Whoa, is Matthew a turd-gargler?
by not a turd-gargler April 21, 2009
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O.B.P. Turd

Noun

Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"

Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."

Steve: "Is it broken?"

Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."

Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
by the forbidden fro November 9, 2011
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Turd Shower

To lie on your back with your knees up to your chest. After being given a hefty enema, push with all your strength spraying you colon contents upward.
Jack: Last night, I gave myself a Turd Shower!
Nick: Oh yea, how was it?
Jack: Very runny!
Nick: HAHAHAHA!!!
by HangingSoLow December 16, 2012
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boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud
It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.
by dirtharrison March 19, 2014
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Show Turd

A poop you can be proud of. One deserving of a prize. Often shown to friends so they may praise it and judge it against their own.
Kevin: Come here and see this show turd i just laid in your toilet. How does it compare?

Steve: I'd give it an 8. Its hard to beat Tom's from last week. His show turd was a perfect 10.
by Lilphe June 25, 2010
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