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The Great Masters of Pubic Science

The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
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Dungeon Masters

Matthew: Did you play Dungeon Masters yesterday?
Micheal: Yeah! OMG I MOVED UP A LEVEL AND NOW I AM ON LEVEL 89!!
Matthew: Me too! I totally screwed over those lion prancers using my spell of argon.
Micheal: That is too cool for argon words.
by Lion Prancer December 22, 2008
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geo the edge master

geo the edge master is THE edging master. he is extremely good at edging and also gets edged easily. geo learned what the phrase "edge" means from ivansbiggestfan.
Omg hey geo the edge master, have you edged anyone today>?
by ivansbiggestfan June 26, 2021
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Master Campy

When lighting a bowl of weed and you remove the lighter but the flame remains like a little camp fire
Whoa bro you just did a master campy. ;-)
by anonymous July 14, 2024
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halo master

Jskxkxjx halo master
by xxfakedxderpxx February 28, 2016
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Level 10 spice master

Someone who can easily handle reaper gumballs.
Su is not a level 10 spice master
by Spice reaper May 13, 2019
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Quef master

Spelt queff, quef or queph, a quef master. A person who understands quefs on a level no one else does, they can make them happen on command or make someone else quef of comand. 8 in 86000 are queff masters. Quef masters are often short but some are tall, they also really like hot pockets. The first queff master to ever exist was god as he made Mary queff and that's how Jesus was born.
Person 1: man I made her quef on command, I'm a total quef master
by Marvelfan369 May 16, 2022
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