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Hog the turkey

To insert your penis into a meal. Usually turkey.
Don’t hog the turkey dad! Also don’t eat it all.
by DeclanThaddius December 8, 2020
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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
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Turkey’s neck

Turkey’s neck is when a man wears a woman's thong but the thong slips to the side of his balls, making them fall out, as to resemble a turkey’s neck
“My thong keeps slipping and giving me an awful Turkey’s neck, but I can blame the boys for wanting to be free.”
by Evansturkey December 14, 2020
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Roly Poly Turkey

The art of felatio involving a turkey and a large hill or mound.
My word, he appears to have conducted a Roly Poly Turkey.
by Zoobow December 21, 2020
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Turkey Creemee

When you’re giving a handjob with the webbing of your thumb and index finger, so that when your hand is spread out it looks like the turkey art projects you did in elementary school.
Gave my boyfriend a turkey creemee last night under the table at his parents’ Thanksgiving dinner. He was so happy, and I felt very festive!
by Quackeroni and Cheese November 11, 2021
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Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.
We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.
by FyffandSG November 12, 2021
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sluby turkey

sluby turkey
"sluby turkey"
*proceeds to inhales a peace of bird
*chokes
*dies
by the cum monster master October 27, 2021
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