i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

gerrt up da road

Getting up the road

Gerrt up da road mush!

Gerrt up da road Leonard Chavvi

by Propergypo August 29, 2017

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Road Trip

A short sexual encounter where the man unclips the woman's bra and runs his index finger down the middle of her back, the "road", and then proceeds to go to sleep. There is also the possibility of causing a "traffic jam" where the man proceeds to finger the woman for a short moment. After this is done, the woman is often passed over to "the bro", much as a road trip would continue by taking turns driving.

"Ayo bro I'm bout to road trip this shawty"

"Aii bet, lemme know when it's my turn to step on the gas"

by wu1nn February 21, 2021

brownth plainth road.

The thnake on Thnapchat'th location.

Wanna thee a thnake? Go on Thnapchat. He's onot brownth plainth road.

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023

Road Fashioned

The act of a passenger giving an old fashioned to the driver whilst driving a vehicle. An offshoot of road head, replacing the mouth with the hand.

"She gave him such a good road fashioned on the ride home that he hit a telephone pole."

by TDawwwwg August 26, 2013

road slim

A friend that you like to drive with or be on the road with.

"I'm going with my road slim to the store."

by Bronco Billy March 10, 2016