High as shit. A term used in conjunction with high as fuck. When you are so high that you get tired of the worn out phrase high as fuck, you might incorporate other profanity to substitute the word fuck, in search of some degree of originality amongst peers.
Good god, did I just take 5 bong rips of ghost train haze ? I feel like my brain is a sack of shit. I can't do anything right now.
"Danny, are you high as shit right now ?"
You say this to yourself and realize. You are high as shit.
"Danny, are you high as shit right now ?"
You say this to yourself and realize. You are high as shit.
by partypossum January 17, 2017
Get the high as shitmug. When a person passes wind (farts) and there is a fecal smell that follows, microscopic shit particles are floating in the air around the person. Which are inturn inhaled through the nostrils of nearby people, these are shit particles.
by Beeds10 June 8, 2016
Get the shit particlesmug. The event in which one's printer shits out large quantities of paper. This could be the cause of a productive night of cramming a paper, printing a book, or the fact that one's printer randomly prints excessive amounts of paper.
Mike: How did your project go last night?
Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.
Brannon: My productivity levels on this project were so high last night that my HP Photosmart Premium took a huge printer shit.
by ifoamatthemouth October 23, 2011
Get the Printer Shitmug. When you are taking a shit and you push very hard so the fecal matter comes out "lightning fast" and there is no need to wipe.
by bizitch October 10, 2006
Get the blitzkrieg shitmug. 1. When some body is saying something to someone about else that is NOT true( you could argue that if its the truth then its not necessarily "talking shit"
2. When someone is rambling on talking about things that don't make sense
2. When someone is rambling on talking about things that don't make sense
1. Nikki: why are you talking shit about me to my sister?
Mollie: i just told her the truth.
2. Mr Dude: do you think trees can talk to each other? Like read each others minds?
Other Dude: stop talking that mad shit Mr Dude
Mollie: i just told her the truth.
2. Mr Dude: do you think trees can talk to each other? Like read each others minds?
Other Dude: stop talking that mad shit Mr Dude
by Dalindabear January 12, 2017
Get the Talking shitmug. Lauren: Hi Bob
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
Bob: Hey Lauren
Lauren: What are you holding
Bob: A wedding cake
Lauren: Bob watch out theirs a rock on the floor
Bob tripped over the rock
Bob fell on the cake
Bob got angry and said shit tamale
by Untamed Funny June 27, 2015
Get the shit tamalemug. Friend 1: Dude, you just got your ass owned in a game of Madden. That was a real shit tossing.
Friend 2: That was just lucky, it won't happen again
Friend 1: I just owned your fucking life 76-0. You definitely got your shit tossed across the room, I'm embarassed for you
Friend 2: That was just lucky, it won't happen again
Friend 1: I just owned your fucking life 76-0. You definitely got your shit tossed across the room, I'm embarassed for you
by La Maquina/ El Diablo April 17, 2009
Get the Shit Tossingmug.