Skibidi Toilet Syndrome 

The effect that Skibidi Toilet has on the youth. Mainly contracted my kids aged 2-9, Skibidi Toilet Syndrome is a mental disorder where a child is completely brainwashed by Skibidi Toilet, and proceeds to act like a Skibidi Toilet. This can usually be cured and/or prevented by not giving you toddler internet access, and instead forcing them to play outside like any normal fucking kid.

Margaret: My god, this weekend was horrible!
Eve: Oh my, what happened?
Margaret: I was babysitting my 6 year old cousin on Sunday, and apparently she has Skibidi Toilet Syndrome! She wouldn't shut the fuck up!
Eve: I'd kill myself if I was in that situation!

Skibidi Toilet Syndrome by Ocide September 28, 2023

Dow Syndrome 

Dow Syndrome is a disorder in the stock market characterized by a lack of money to back up lending habits. Markets with Dow Syndrome tend to have considerably lower yields, developmental disabilities, and profound growth impairment.

I hope you didn't plan on retiring anytime soon, cause the market has Dow Syndrome.

Dow Syndrome by Benjamind March 3, 2009

Crackberry Syndrome 

When its feels as if your blackberry is vibrating somewhere on your person even if the phone is turned off or not even on you.

Frank: Why you checking you phone, did you get a text?

Harry:No, I guess not, I could have swore I felt it vibrating though. Must have just been my crackberry syndrome acting up again.

Crackberry Syndrome by Forget this naming crap May 25, 2010

Ronnie Syndrome 

When your lips are so dried and chapped the skin above your upper lip and below your lower lip becomes red and inflamed. Your lips look like Ronald McDonald's.

"Holy cow! Look at her lips; she has Ronnie Syndrome."

Julie: "Hey Ronnie, how's it going?"
Michelle: "Stop calling me Ronnie. It will be gone by spring."

Ronnie Syndrome by char1213 January 24, 2012

Exam Syndrome 

An abnormality in behavior that a person shows while studying for the exams, which makes him deviate from the immediate goal of studying for the next subject to something completely useless and total crap.
In some rare cases, the affected person also starts thinking about his future, still ignoring the fact that studying is a little step in building it.
Also, sometimes, some affected individuals like to stare at the wall or just sleep.

Guy 1: "Hey! I wrote the definition of Exam Syndrome."
Guy 2: "Dude! You are totally suffering from it!"

Exam Syndrome by TheDeadSurvivor May 25, 2013

Buyers Denial Syndrome 

AKA BDS. its a cause of a customer buying a product and it turns out to be a faulty product or a product that was under the expectation of the customer who recieved it.

Instead of the customer A. returning the product to the company for a better one. or B. realize that they have been duped and count their losses. They instead lie to themselves that the product was supposed to do this all along and that this is a good product knowing that it is a bad lackluster investment in a product.

-Can you believe he told me that in madden? the uniforms are not a big deal and also that player doing a moonwalk on the field is just a planned patch from EA coming soon?

-yeah he suffers from Buyers Denial Syndrome. Probably thinks that superman returns should have been game of the year too....

Buyers Denial Syndrome by realistic view September 13, 2007

Blue Lagoon Syndrome 

Based on the 1980 movie "The Blue Lagoon".

The ability of any two people to fall in love when there is no one else available.

Also the ability of the only person in a group of a certain gender to become the object of desire for the rest.

See also: proximity infatuation

A: "So how did you two get married?"
B: "Completely Blue Lagoon Syndrome. We were stranded in an elevator together over Christmas Break, so it was inevitable."

A: "I don't get it, everybody at work thinks Suzi is such a babe!"
B: "Dude, Suzi is the *only* female in your office, of course they think she's hot, it's Blue Lagoon Syndrome!"

Blue Lagoon Syndrome by Conrad Zero April 28, 2008