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old balls club

An older (50+) wealthy man, worth dating
I saw this hot older guy, totally looks like he could be part of the OBC ... The "Old balls club"
by Mel_007 June 9, 2017
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Old Woman Yuri

Where some old ass hags fall in love (Typical age range from 30s - 60s) Can be Doomed Yuri or any other ship trope
Those characters are so Old Woman Yuri coded
by Foot.Recruit October 22, 2023
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Old man sand

The layer of fecal sediment that remains at the bottom of the toilet even after multiple flushes . Usually occurs after your dad or grandfather has used the toilet
Dad left his old man sand in the toilet again.
by NachoDad1557 March 21, 2019
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old age gate

A secret old age verification system, similar to the one known as age gate which acts as a technical protection measure used to restrict access to digital content to those who are not of the appropriate-age. But Old-Age Gate runs secretly and is used to identify those (at least in the US) who are age 40 or older (that’s when by law you’re in a protected class). Old-Age gate system then captures tons of unverified info on individuals it determines are in this group.The info is purchased by anyone secretly who is willing to pay the price and is used to do things like: deny employment at all levels, restrict access to health services or even deny claims on your health insurance, or deny extra policy coverage and life insurance. Old-Age gate reports also show exactly how much money you earn or receive and what you can afford to pay for anything. A company pays for a report, mostly likely through a data warehouses, and uses it to market stuff to you. Also, if it determines that you are really old, it has been known to sell info on the what/where you purchase. because you have limited freedom to travel somewhere else. **A key thing to note: In order for Old-Age gate to work, you must all believe it does not exist. Because although your personal info has tons of value, you the individual owner must not profit from the buying and selling and reselling of it… infinitum.
I ran into an old age gate in my job search. After my 3rd interview with a company for this job (where I meet every qualification, and don't have a criminal record or low credit score) or expect to have a life of my own, the company ghosted me. They gave me no reason when I asked at least 3 times. Moreover they hired someone who was under 40 that is less qualified but they are paying less. The person was in the waiting room when I interviews and found out a day after they told me my references were all awesome and they would start the check.
by clark2tru October 8, 2018
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old spaghetti factory

When two or more people press their buttox together and defecate at the same.
Hey let's go old spaghetti factory the manager's car that kicked us out of the venue. I hope the sun roof is open.
by Pastalover4life June 18, 2023
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Ye Old Kerfluffle

A band of young, loud and quiet musicians. They will not hesitate to change any lyric to ‘bread’ if necessary, nor to blurt the first thing on their minds.
Hey, I heard Ye Old Kerfluffle is playing tonight! I hope they’re playing something by Radiohead...
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Kicked in Old slag

Kicked in Old slag is someone who ends up down the Womens Centre because the Pigs couldnt be bothered to arrest her Pakistani husband down the mosque before he did her in.
Police on the radio: "Yeah, I'm going to check on the kicked in Old slag at the Womens Centre now."
by Usebleach December 8, 2020
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