North-side Gang Leader (Brisbane)

The current North-side Gang leader (Brisbane) is Shlookus Moockus of the Paduainian district (Kedron).

Height: 9'7
Weight: 900kg
Eye colour: Brown
Early life:
He was born on the north side of the Brisbane river in a small barn in 1947. His parents were humble candle farmers. He would help out on the farm buy picking the candle trees. He found an intrest in Starwars and cameoed in Starwars: The Phantom Mince.
Mafia Life:
Kill count: 294049 (March 1st 2023)
Gang Members: 2045

Person 1: Oh god help
Person 2: Whats wrong?
Person 1: The north side is after me
Person 2: Watch out for SHLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 3: NOT THE NORTH-SIDE GANG LEADER (Brisbane)

by MrGoolerKid March 1, 2023

North face

Dirty scum who think they're absolute solid manz

Billy: have you seen my new coat it's north face

Ching Chong: who solid manz is this

by Ching Chong solid guy December 16, 2019

North

A short, but funny person who is multi-talented. They often use dark humor to cope with their trauma and joke about being sad.

Did you see North's tweet yesterday? They're so funny!

by sadsapphic December 18, 2020

North Augusta high school

This is a bitch ass school out principal took the trash cans away and told us not to litter we got two fat ass parking lots one of them has a bunch of pot holes and people do burnouts in it and throw rocks every where and there only one way out and in both parking lots so at the end of the day it's a mf cluster fuck one time I got a whole day of iss because there aren't enough seats they said I was trying to instigate a fight but there really just not enough seats in the lunch room and most of them are broken some one literaly shit in the floor in the bathroom one day that's how shit this school is do not come here

Some girl got cought sucking dick behind the stage at north Augusta high school

by This school is ass seriously November 23, 2016

crack head north

A lovely person

I saw crack head north the other day, what a great guy

by Niggeefaggot69 February 12, 2018

ponies are north

A phrase created by Upper Elementary students used when teachers are near, so all inappropriate conversations can be stopped

Student 1: Yo I wanna fuck her while--
*Teacher walks towards students*
Student 2: Ponies are north!
Student 1: *acting as if he is working* What did you get for question 3?

by Bid daddy (not adam) May 14, 2018

North View Primary School

Best primary school I know. Teachers are the best, always willing to help (except one or two), great at teaching too. Canteen food is not the best, but the noodles stall have the best food.

Teachers choose student leaders carefully and wisely (again, except for one or two) so that the best people are helping to lead the school. Prefects are chosen from all classes, even the foundation ones, which shows how the school focuses on student development more than academic results.

North View Primary School also has a very large indoor sports hall, MOE kindergarten, playground, and multiple sports courts. The facilities there are amazing. North View is always trying its best to provide the most for its students.

Person: Wow isn’t North View Primary School a great school to send my child?
Me: Yes! Your child will enjoy their time there at North View Primary School and receive top quality education.

by maggig0reng June 7, 2023