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Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.
The man was a chia master with that bitch!
by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016
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Master Mungus

master mungus
mas-ter, mah-ster {mun-gus}

Person
1. A being unlike no other.

2. Has the best youtube channel on the planet and is the smartest, funniest and most genius content creator ever seen,
I wonder what's new on YouTube this morning.. oh wait.. MASTER MUNGUS uploaded! SO POG!
by Master Mungus April 23, 2022
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Pump Master

A person qualified to perform pumps on various activities, for example pumping air into tires.
"yo, i heard bunty is the pump master of Brampton."
"Yeah guy, he uses his pumping skills too much"
by jassi123456 November 14, 2015
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Peruvian Tongue Master

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.
I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master
by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024
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Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.
Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile
by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023
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Crunch master

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"

"Spencer is the crunch master!"

"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016
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Master Blocker

Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.
Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain

Don't be a Master blocker
by Dr.Crow January 8, 2023
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