Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 8, 2019

Master seal

A gayboi who shows off his willy is 2'6

And Bullys others who are less bent
And has a stupid xbox name

Oh look its Master seal

by Gayboy123562 September 19, 2020

Master Two Shits

another way of saying "massachusetts". Horrible drivers.

This fuckin' Master Two Shits cut into my fuckin' lane!

by readme.rtf November 11, 2020

MasterBadr

His Name is Badr, but he is your Master. He is, MASTERBADR

Hey MasterBadr how are you daddy?

by TerraBoyAlpha January 12, 2021

Masterbathing

Bathing with the warm water running while the drain is also open, allowing continuous waterflow to ensure maximum comfort and pleasure for the bather.

Tad was masterbathing for over an hour today, and now there's no hot water left!

by SmitsMckey March 16, 2021

masterang3rfi

mute boi who doesnt talk

bro your mic is muted your acting like a masterang3rfi

by 1wolvesgaming May 1, 2021