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justin patrick Bauer

Double back when you got it made
30 racks of weed, no fat in the collard greens
Off top was me, no cap, I don't bottle things
Flashin' grandmama rings on her fingers
And fondle the thing
Hollow with glee
Not ominous, but James Harden D
Weak n- guardin' will peak
Followers just like me
I lost my phone and consequently
All the feelings I caught for my GF
My hands was on the wings
I took'em off, had a story
Careen against the bars
My canteen was full of the poison I need
The trip as long as steep
My innocence was lost in the East
Amidst the thick exhaust
Hockey, hit the heart it beat
Mention my sin is strong
We all that we need
Justin Patrick bauer
Double back when you got it made
30 racks of weed, no fat in the collard greens
Off top was me, no cap, I don't bottle things
Flashin' grandmama rings on her fingers
And fondle the thing
Hollow with glee
Not ominous, but James Harden D
Weak n- guardin' will peak
Followers just like me
I lost my phone and consequently
All the feelings I caught for my GF
My hands was on the wings
I took'em off, had a story
Careen against the bars
My canteen was full of the poison I need
The trip as long as steep
My innocence was lost in the East
Amidst the thick exhaust
Hockey, hit the heart it beat
Mention my sin is strong
We all that we need
by 7wasakiller March 29, 2022
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Justin The Man Pleaser

-a feeble beta male
- inability to read, struggles with children reading books
-talented at massaging the male prostate with tongue

-Man pleasing abilities allow him to sustain his gay lifestyle
“That justin kid really knows how to eat an ass, he’s such a man pleaser
“Yeah, they don’t call him Justin the man pleaser for nothing”
by Merva October 15, 2021
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Steven Justin Treadway

A fuck boy who lives in a trap house and lies
Steven Justin Treadway bullshitted me and now I don't trust him
by Beninit67 April 24, 2023
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backwards justin bieber

Will: whats another word for a BJ
Jack: i dont know a backwards justin bieber
Will:what?
Jack: see JB backwards is BJ
by JimmyJackson402 June 22, 2011
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Justin Beiber Syndrome

Justin Beiber Syndrome- A disease in which the holder is affected by all of the symptoms that Justin Beiber has (high pitched voice, being bad at singing, etc.). The only known way to get rid of Justin Beiber Syndrome is to find Zaphlex in its physical form. The only way to obtain Zaphlex is to climb to Yosemite mountain and meet bear to witness the mythical and rare double rainbow.
by Zaphlex November 22, 2010
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Justin Bieber hair

Blonde or light brown , straight and swoopy
it is a phrase or saying or a type of style of hair
Dude you have "justin bieber hair" ; You know the kid with "justin bieber hair"?
by Louis Jefferson September 27, 2012
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Justin Bieber's Tattoo

An object of myth and speculation (see also his Penis)

He refuses to talk about the tattoo and storms out of interviews if it is mentioned

it is rumoured to be one of the seven Horcruxes that carry his soul and creates his immortality from puberty.
" Justin Bieber's Tattoo is part of the horcruxes." said Dumbledore

person 1"I wonder what Justin Biebers Tattoo looks like?"

person 2 " I'm guessing a giant penis to compensate"
by LawrieCrash August 12, 2010
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