john bendot 

Some fucking tidy boy
He's the one lad everyone wants to shag.
He'd get fucking rattled. Man, woman who fucking cares it's John bendot

John Bendot is fucking tidy.
10/10 would shag again.

john bendot by John Bendot lover 12 September 7, 2016

john tucker must die 

You get a nice girl to play a guy who hurt you while you laugh at him behind his back with your friends so you can give him a taste of his own medicine

We have to john tucker must die Josh he's such a fuckboy for doing you wrong girl let's show him how it feels!

john tucker must die by badgalrari June 4, 2017

John Snowjob

When she gives you an unexpected blowjob during Game of Thrones and John Snow happens to be on the screen.

Last night she gave me a John snowjob.

John Snowjob by loloololololol August 15, 2017

john pinette 

A comedian that tells jokes mostly about his weight and his life on the road.

I laugh so hard when John Pinette says "Get outta line."

john pinette by SomeguywhohatesCheetoprez May 20, 2018

John wilding

A Cunty, egotistic maniac.

Oh you're such a john wilding
Don't be a john wilding
For fuck sake you john wilding

John wilding by Define1001 June 23, 2018

John D. Branon 

A fictional character in the original Star Wars movie, who fought for the ARR, and was shot down in the Battle of Yavin. His call sign was Red Four.

Person 1: Who was Red 4 in Star Wars?
Person 2: His name was John D. Branon.

John D. Branon by SavagePanda845 July 7, 2018

john parker 

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

john parker by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018