jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

Jizz Pop

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.

"Mom nice Jizz Pop"

by CumRattle December 6, 2020

Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.

Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.

by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

Hipster Jizz

Sriracha sauce.

I put hipster jizz on my food.

by California Bae Area January 5, 2017

jizz chasm

A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.

That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper

by Chilifart April 10, 2024